emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

"Get out of your head and get into your heart. Think less, feel more."
Osho (via errancy420)
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jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

"

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

"
Five things I am trying very hard to accept. (via equily)
"I’m at the point of my life where I give a fuck but at the same time I don’t."
laughbitches:

legalmexican:

why

IS THAT A FUCKING VIBRATOR 

laughbitches:

legalmexican:

why

IS THAT A FUCKING VIBRATOR